{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of bagel can fly?","punchline":"A plain bagel.","id":251}
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{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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