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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?","punchline":"The baa-baa shop.","id":287}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees have sticky hair?","punchline":"Because they use honey combs!","id":342}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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Esporte Clube Próspera, commonly known as Próspera, is a Brazilian football club based in Criciúma, Santa Catarina state.
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